How to know if you鈥檙e married to a lizard or not?

Try touching its tail, and see whether it drops off?How to know if you鈥檙e married to a lizard or not?
If, during hot days, your spouse goes and sits motionless on a large rock under the sun for several hours, then she/he is almost certainly a lizard.How to know if you鈥檙e married to a lizard or not?
I don't understand what it's means
they use tongue more
Just look then you will know.
see if they use those green mask b4 sleep
there is no lizard married
If the body is cold like ice than it is confirmed you are married to one.


Not like hippo, it is ';hot'; 24/7.
Simple! See whether the ring on its finger matches the one you're wearing.
Compare her picture to your avatar, if they have the similarity...better pack up the things and look for Crocodile Dundee!